Month: September 2012

Boobs

“WHAT are they?  …and why do I suddenly want chicken?” Oh crap.  These were the immortal words that froze my champagned New Year’s self after I’d drunkenly kicked off my shoes and flung out my fillets.  Reaching into my bra I had unthinkingly yanked out the uplifting chickeny wonders and dropped the boob boosters with …