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When your brain hurts.

My brain hurts a lot this week, and considering it usually hurts between 7am and 7.30pm every day, you know this must be bad. The noise of two children, especially after a week of half-term, along with my desperate (and poor) attempt at cutting back on gin are weighing heavy and loud.  Remember when I was …

WHAM! BAM! BOOF!

The first thing that my eldest son said to me this morning (after “I need a pooh”) was “Mummy, what on earth have you got on your legs?” I’m fairly disappointed with this reaction, because I must admit, I thought that today I was fairly down with my kids.  I hadn’t even GUESSED that my outfit could …