I’m disappointed. Properly disappointed, not the kind where your mum says, “I’m disappointed” when actually she means, “I’m livid”, but actually disappointed.
Every little girl dreams of her wedding day. For all time, in every pretty pink bedroom, a future bride has closed her eyes tightly and pictured her magical day. The 12 tiered cake, the enchanted flowers in full bloom and of course, the whopping great gown. She envisages galloping into a perfect sunset, protected by …