I get woken up every single morning. I can’t remember the last time I woke up naturally, and I’m sure you’re the same? It’s not the trilling of an alarm clock, or the buzzing of my phone. Nor is it the birds tweeting or heavy traffic going by. It’s not a peaceful beginning to the …
Book releases, homework, attempting to eat healthily (and failing), NEW JACK BAUER and a child who still doesn’t sleep are taking their toll. Normally I attempt to keep up my excellent barely there parenting standards with a smile on my face, but the last few weeks I’ve noticed that some things may have slipped.
Oh. My. God. I have a five year old. That’s right, the long awaited fifth birthday (by The Beast, not me), finally arrived yesterday, and after nearly 11 months of waiting, it hit us like a gale force wind. That’s right, when I wrote the post about him turning four I didn’t expect my eldest monster …