Tag Archives: mummy vs the boys

When they turn five.

Oh. My. God. I have a five year old. That’s right, the long awaited fifth birthday (by The Beast, not me),  finally arrived yesterday, and after nearly 11 months of waiting, it hit us like a gale force wind. That’s right, when I wrote the post about him turning four I didn’t expect my eldest monster …

When you have a photo shoot.

So. Did you get The Guardian today then? You know where you flick to the life-style page, and there’s that harassed round faced woman and two children being photographed talking about “Sharents”?  Yeah..that’s me. I KNOW!  You’ve finally seen a photograph of me that hasn’t been doctored by one of the many flattering filters on Instagram, and …