Let’s get the disclaimer out of the way. YES I KNOW this is about a child’s birthday party, YES I KNOW Marks and Sparks do bloody amazing cakes and nobody cares, and YES I KNOW I go through this EVERY SINGLE YEAR, but I just can’t help myself. Why? I got asked when I say I’m …
So. Did you get The Guardian today then? You know where you flick to the life-style page, and there’s that harassed round faced woman and two children being photographed talking about “Sharents”? Yeah..that’s me. I KNOW! You’ve finally seen a photograph of me that hasn’t been doctored by one of the many flattering filters on Instagram, and …