So, it’s been reported that the cost of raising a child has risen to £148,000*. Not really the news I wanted after a particularly trying night with The Chunky Monkey. When you think about it, that’s rather a lot isn’t it? Especially if you times it by two horrible monkeys and suddenly it’s £296,000, is that …
Month: August 2013
Brain dead. Here are twenty questions I’ve been asked in the last week. Why do we live in a house? How are babies made? How do microphones work? Can you make a microphone out of paper? How does electricity work? Why don’t you sound like the lady singing the song? Why don’t you have eyes …
Let’s get the disclaimer out of the way. YES I KNOW this is about a child’s birthday party, YES I KNOW Marks and Sparks do bloody amazing cakes and nobody cares, and YES I KNOW I go through this EVERY SINGLE YEAR, but I just can’t help myself. Why? I got asked when I say I’m …