Aimee Horton

When I’m tired.

Nov
11

In every family there are niggles, little annoyances which may result in huffiness, in muttering under your breath, but from time to time, they get too much, and instead of just frustrating you, or even being endearing little flaws, they start to really piss you off.  

Today is one of those days.  I’m tired.  Just when I think we’re making progress with The Chunky Monkey he does a four wake-up overnighter.  For nothing other than wanting “a big kiss big cuddle”.  But Mr Aimee isn’t home yet, he’s at the gym, and by the time he’s home I just want my pizza and bottle of wine he’s bringing, so I thought I’d share with you guys.  Oh, and I’m too tired to type so apologies for the lazy picture post.

Dirty pots NOT in the dishwasher.

Dirty pots NOT in the dishwasher.

No. Words. Needed

No. Words. Needed

Empty packets back in the drugs basket.

Empty packets back in the drugs basket.

People sleeping when I haven't been asleep. AT ALL.

People sleeping when I haven’t been asleep. AT ALL.

Other people dunking biscuits in my tea

Other people dunking biscuits in my tea

Nipping to the loo, coming back and there only being ONE Malteser left in the box.

Nipping to the loo, coming back and there only being ONE Malteser left in the box.

Anybody else but ME taking the first sip of my tea/coffee/gin/wine/meths

Anybody else but ME taking the first sip of my tea/coffee/gin/wine/meths

Being awake in the middle of the ducking night

Being awake in the middle of the ducking night

The word “MUMMAY”

The word “MUMMAY”

Tea bags ON the kettle

Tea bags ON the kettle

My arch nemisis

My arch nemisis

Towels on the floor.

Towels on the floor.

So, what about you, what makes you a bit “stabby” when you’re tired?