Aimee Horton

When they make you look stupid.


Oh, look at that triangle over there!” I say, every morning as I point to a round drain in the pavement outside The Chunky Monkey’s nursery.

In return he will look where my finger is pointing, then turn, and with a withering look respond with “No, that circle Mummy, NOT triangle”

This is one of the reasons my children think I’m stupid.