I’m going to say this now, and please hear the venom in my voice I hate potty training. When I think back two years ago, when I uncover the memories I worked so hard to forget, when I make myself remember toilet training The Beast, it seemed like an age away before The Chunky Monkey took us …
I’ve always had a rather sensitive nose. This is not something I’m pleased about. Whilst it’s useful (I can sniff out a dirty nappy three floors down), it also has massive draw backs – especially as I don’t cope well with gross things, to put into perspective how sensitive my gag reflex is, I can …